Ok! So I am seeing this junk all over facebook to go to urbandictionary.com and look up your name...  Well, to no ones surprise my name was there and in ALL its GLORY!  HAHA!  Dont even try, you CANT EVEN argue the beautiful truth here!

 Grandpa just figured out where grandma has been spending her late nights! haha

 sometimes you just gotta tell the world!  haha

 ummm  I cant let him get away with it AGAIN! Wait...  I think I found it!

This woman looks like a TRUE "MASTER BAITER" 

 HAHAHA

;)

Filet Mignon is wrapped in bacon why not other things men want!  lol

But this does "raise" a question...  if she were to lay out in the sun all day....  would I get milk and bacon for dinner? haha

However if the only way you can attract a man is with bacon..  you might try something different... or give up! 

 Lorena sent me this picture of her saying this is what shes been doing at Mardi Gras:

However, this guy wrote me to tell her not to quit her day job cause she cleared the street!!  hahaha

Pun intended? Guess they couldn't name it the other way around!  
  Ok, thats sick, but I cant help but think the name alone might "draw a crowd"!  lol

Enough of this, Im off to mow grass!  lol

My daughter Entered a Horse Riding Competition today!  This was the first time she had ever competed
and still walked away with a 1st and 2nd Prize out of the 3 competitions she entered!

Here is a Pic of her with her Ribbons  

-Curtis

 Dammit!  Who fed my dog after Midnight?
Oooh wait!  Its Splinter of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!  lol

Either way a Mohawk is COOL!  lol

-Curtis

This is my first Blog...  So I thought I would start it off with something Racy! 

What Couldn't you do with a set of lips like this? Except drink from a small glass!
There goes Orange Juice in the mornings! Then again...  don't take a shower and
run into a wall or fall face down either! Well, unless I am laying there!  :) haha!

-Curtis